Mitt Romney is apparently trying to lock down the social conservative vote among nine-year-olds:

Republican Mitt Romney recited a schoolyard ditty Thursday to underscore his argument that traditional marriage is essential for improving education.

“First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage,” the presidential hopeful told a crowd of about 175 people gathered at a private club.

Maybe next week Mitt will attack Hollywood’s moral standards by saying “I see London, I see France, where are Britney’s underpants?”