ABCNews.com “breaking news” emails are fascinating little one sentence documents. I love this one from last year, which stretches the definition of “breaking news” to the, well, breaking point:

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL SEES HIS SHADOW, INDICATING SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER

But today’s is my favorite — it has to be the most bizarre ever:

EVANGELICAL LEADER TED HAGGARD ADMITS HE BOUGHT METH FROM MALE PROSTITUTE, DENIES GAY SEX CLAIM