A couple of weeks ago, I announced a contest to name the next conservative bestseller. The key is to leverage some powerful pejorative term like fascism, treason, slander, etc.

It’s time to announce a winner: Ann Coulter! She just announced that her latest book is titled Godless: The Church of Liberalism. How can my readers compete with the master?

Second prize goes to Seth Kramer for his creative suggestion of Child-eating Vampire Nazis: Why the Evil Liberal Menace Hate Our Troops. Maybe next time, Seth!