I’m swamped (my comprehensive exams are next week), so until I can post more, here’s your picture of the day courtesy of Gawker:

Today’s lesson in Rap 101? Vocabulary!

On the blackboard:

1. Cheddar
2. Shorty
3. Flossin’
4. Benjamins
5. Ballin’

Martha: “Is ‘cheddar’ cheese?”
Diddy: “No. No no no no no no. No.”
Us: Insert gun in mouth.