Via Wonkette, this AP story is almost literally unbelievable:

A rush to purchase $50 used laptops turned into a violent stampede Tuesday, with people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. One woman went so far as to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.

Clearly there’s an undersupply of cheap computers out there. Just go to your local university town and read the classifieds…