Behold the grandeur of the national media — this post from TNR’s Jason Zengerle is worth reprinting in full:

Not to pick on CNN.com, but when it’s not hyperventilating about Kerry, it’s tackling tough stories like this one:

Would Alex P. Keaton back Fox on stem cells?

What about Teen Wolf?

Who says this election isn’t about the real issues?

PS: Maybe I should start marketing some “What would Alex P. Keaton do?” paraphernalia. For short, it’ll be “WWAPKD?”