Brendan Nyhan

Ron Paul poetry

Ron Paul’s presidential campaign sent this masterpiece out to supporters last month:

It’s the middle of August, and Ron’s been traveling about,
We need him as president, we all have no doubt.

He’s got just as much energy, as when we was a tyke,
Spreading the message of freedom, from each open mike.

But it’ll soon be his birthday, on the 20th, this Monday,
So we created an eCard, a “Paulmark,” you might say.

So let’s all send $20, and sign the card as Ron’s gift,
Though any donation, will give us a lift.

When you’re done, sit back, but please don’t be gone,
Your name will be on our website, for wishing:

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RON!”

To send your birthday gift, please go to
http://www.ronpaul2008.com/birthday

Apparently Maya Angelou wasn’t available…